Washington- The chairman of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee has been sitting in the McDonald’s drive-thru since noon today, vacillating between a Big Mac and Double Cheeseburger, while at the same time considering what his wife might like to drink."I’m very close to making a decision,” Democratic Sen. Christopher Dodd of Connecticut stated at 12:47 today. “I’m very, very close."
Sen. Dodd has remained extremely concentrated on this decision amid the cacophony of car horns and expletives from other McDonald’s customers who wish to behoove themselves of the drive-thru.
At 1:10 he added, "There is really maybe one or two issues. Maybe only one that's outstanding here that I need to resolve, before coming to a conclusion.”
Last week, the senator was spotted in the toiletries section of CVS, considering tartar-control versus enhanced whitening toothpaste.
Last week, the senator was spotted in the toiletries section of CVS, considering tartar-control versus enhanced whitening toothpaste.
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