New York – Computer programmer Horatio Sanchez, claims to have seen his computer’s soul while writing company codes from his downtown Manhattan office late Monday night.
The LinksX employee maintains that while staring blankly into his computer screen he heard holy voices whispering an angelic tune and saw deeply into the computer’s spirit.
“I was waiting for a program to re-boot, then all I could see was white and it was like the computer screen was sucking me in,” Sanchez said.
The man immediately went unconscious and two of his colleagues rushed to his aid.
“We tried to help him up and he was pointing at the computer screen and we looked, and, oh God,” LinksX employee George Weatherby managed under a stream of tears. “Forgive me Father, I’ve looked at so much porn on the Internet.”
LinksX is an online trading system that liaises with international banks and has locations in the New York, London and China.
After word of Sanchez’s spiritual experience reached the media, LinksX CEO Fred Macky sent out a press release denying any particular corporate religious leaning, stating, “our company has as much clemency on employees’ religious practices as it does on the use of drugs and alcohol.”
The LinksX employee maintains that while staring blankly into his computer screen he heard holy voices whispering an angelic tune and saw deeply into the computer’s spirit.
“I was waiting for a program to re-boot, then all I could see was white and it was like the computer screen was sucking me in,” Sanchez said.
The man immediately went unconscious and two of his colleagues rushed to his aid.
“We tried to help him up and he was pointing at the computer screen and we looked, and, oh God,” LinksX employee George Weatherby managed under a stream of tears. “Forgive me Father, I’ve looked at so much porn on the Internet.”
LinksX is an online trading system that liaises with international banks and has locations in the New York, London and China.
After word of Sanchez’s spiritual experience reached the media, LinksX CEO Fred Macky sent out a press release denying any particular corporate religious leaning, stating, “our company has as much clemency on employees’ religious practices as it does on the use of drugs and alcohol.”
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