Johnstown, PA-In a recent speech on America’s economy, McCain candidly informed the public of the inevitable depression in our wake and promised that he can and will make this depression greater than the last if he wins the presidential election in November.He spoke of getting back to American roots of frivolous borrowing and spending to perpetuate the production of money, as well as the construction of bridges to no where, to really slow any rational progress.
Amid questions from local workers, McCain laid out the foundations of a plan calling for massive layoffs to get the unemployment rate to 30% by 2010,and he vowed that “all children will be left behind,” in schools across the nation.
“With my help, we can get as low as third world countries,” McCain said. “I want kids in Africa to read the newspapers and think, thank God I don’t live in America.”
McCain’s VP pick Sarah Palin touted McCain’s first-ever distinct plan for running the country, and spoke of her own designs for America in the 21st century, including the cloning of pigs with lipstick and pregnant teenagers as far as the eye can see.
In response to her and McCain’s mental agility, she had only this to say:
“With God on our side, we can do anything, dog gone it.”
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