National -Adopting an infant from Niger or Zimbabwe is no longer a luxury only for icons like Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and according to online polls will be the hottest trend for 2009.
Former Manager of Wired magazine Warren Gumpster signed up for his first African baby after noticing the slow-down in electronic gadgets for sale on the market.
“There was nothing left for me to buy, so I decided to get an African baby,” Gumpster said. “And it’s a lot better than any gadget out there because I don’t have to upload it everyday, and I can leave the baby at home if I want to, unlike my iPhone.”
Ordering an African baby is a simple process of sifting through baby pictures, mailing in basic paperwork and waiting for the child to arrive via FedEx within two weeks.
Statistics also show that owning a child from Africa can immediately elevate a persons social standing in the community by showing that the adopted parent is trendy and in touch with reality.
Elizabeth Dawkins is currently waiting for her African infant that she purchased after reading online reviews of the product.
“It costs far less to own an African baby than it does to get the new iPhone, and it is not as much of a time consumer.”
Due to the growing demand, websites like Blackbaby and iBaby have sprung up on the Internet, with operators available around the clock to take orders for an African child.
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