National – Privately-held American audio equipment Bose has just announced their new line of headphones that guarantee deafening sound.
The Acoustic Cancelhear headphones come with advanced noise reduction capabilities and guarantee that a listener will go completely deaf within the first five minutes of using the comfortable fitting stylish set.
“It’s a small price to pay to hear the greatest sound of your life,” BOSE engineer Warren gates yelled into the microphone. “Hello, is this thing on?” he looked around quizzically.
The headphones have gone through hundreds of test subjects who approve of the sound quality and agree it is worth the $400.00 price tag.
After sampling the Acoustic Cancelhear headphones, consumer Phil Garrrick had this to say, “What? I can’t hear you?”
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