WASHINGTON - Domino’s Pizza Enterprises announced Friday that it would act to remove the White House from its do not deliver list after a nine years block on the presidential address.White House officials were offered menus and refrigerator magnets from the pizza delivery company, who expressed appreciation for finally coming to common terms with issues such as abortion and Domino’s 30 minutes or less guarantee.
“This is a great day in American history,” Domino’s Chairman and CEO David Brandon said, placing his arm around a woman in a pizza costume. “Mr. President, we are thrilled to finally be able to extend our delivery services to you and your staff.”
The White House was on Domino’s top ten delivery list until Bill Clinton moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and began spreading pro-choice propaganda. White House officials also came under fire with the pizza company when they refused to pay for their order under claims that the delivery took longer than the company’s famous ‘30 minutes guarantee.’
In response to be welcomed into the Domino’s Pizza family, a presidential official had this to say: “We hope that one day every man, woman and child will be able to order their very own pizza from Domino’s and option for a side of breadsticks or 2-liter bottle of Coke.”
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