Los Angeles - Leaders of rival drug-trafficking gangs have band together to challenge Capitol Hill with demands for healthcare benefits, workman’s compensation and a 401K plan for all cronies working more than 30 hours per week.
Momo Jones and Dwayne Reede, leaders of the world’s most prominent drug rings, convened outside a 7eleven after popping a cap in someone’s ass to discuss the need for more job security in the drug dealing industry after the two claimed to be hearing lip from their subordinates about a lack of life insurance and sporadic work hours.
“These GITS need to learn that you’ve got to work hard if you expect to make it in this world,” Jones said, rolling a fat spliff. “Shit, we make the world go round.”
Recent polls confirm that major sports figures, top-paid celebrities, members of the law enforcement, and politicians constitute the largest percentage of a drug dealer’s clientele. Jones and his homies claim that if their rights aren’t taken care of, there’s no telling what will happen to the world.
“Who you think keeps those nuclear weapons from bustin’ shit up?” Reede demanded of reporters at knifepoint. “We funna keep people from goin crazy with some top-notch chill out shit.”
Momo Jones and Dwayne Reede, leaders of the world’s most prominent drug rings, convened outside a 7eleven after popping a cap in someone’s ass to discuss the need for more job security in the drug dealing industry after the two claimed to be hearing lip from their subordinates about a lack of life insurance and sporadic work hours.
“These GITS need to learn that you’ve got to work hard if you expect to make it in this world,” Jones said, rolling a fat spliff. “Shit, we make the world go round.”
Recent polls confirm that major sports figures, top-paid celebrities, members of the law enforcement, and politicians constitute the largest percentage of a drug dealer’s clientele. Jones and his homies claim that if their rights aren’t taken care of, there’s no telling what will happen to the world.
“Who you think keeps those nuclear weapons from bustin’ shit up?” Reede demanded of reporters at knifepoint. “We funna keep people from goin crazy with some top-notch chill out shit.”
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