Bill Clinton Teaches Kim Jong-Il Yoga during Recent Visit

Pyongyang - During a recent visit to North Korea where Clinton tried to win freedom for two jailed American journalists, the former U.S. President showed Jong-Il the healing power of yoga.

Upon first seeing the leader, Clinton said he looked ‘stressed out’ and ‘needed to loosen up’ and offered to teach him some basic yoga techniques in a back room of his palace.

“You have to free yourself before you can help anyone else,” Clinton said from a down dog position in a spandex jumper.

Kim Jong-Il, whose health has recently been in decline, expressed thanks to Clinton for helping him engage in a more salubrious lifestyle involving meditation and flexible postures. However, the ailing leader’s views on nuclear proliferation and American ties remain rigid.

After a guided five-minute meditation, Jong-Il declined to comment on the purpose of Clinton’s trip and only had this to say, “Our nucwear weapons weew kiw Amewican yoga pweepwe.”