Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad quelled foreign suspicion today when he divulged the country’s nuclear plan to generate enough energy to support the 800,000 watts Christmas lights display being made to help Westernize the nation.U.S. leaders and U.N. officials have been suspicious of Iran’s vague uranium enrichment program, and have already imposed three sets of U.N. sanctions and U.S. measures. But after news of Iran’s true nuclear ambitions, countries are requesting a pardon and offering to assist.
“We will teach you how to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, and we will make sure that he is your Savior too,” President-elect Barack Obama announced via weblog.
The Christmas display will include a manger, animated snowmen and a plethora of lighted cacti, and is scheduled to ignite on December 20.
“We bring Christmas to country, be like America.” Gholam Reza Aghazadeh, the head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran said.
Washington also plans to reinstate diplomatic ties with Iran, and top U.S. officials will be present at Iran’s first Christmas party, scheduled December 22.
“I am happy to be Secret Santa to Gholam Reza Aghazadeh this year,” Condoleezza Rice said. “I think I will get him a pair of Nike sneakers.”
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