Washington-The US government has turned its attention to computer spam to quell fears of a nationwide food shortage, a White House representative announced Monday.
The non-fat, non-carb spam that infects millions of computers each year will soon be offered for sale as food products from Internet security firms such as FireEye and Symantec. Flavors will include chicken, pork and seafood in sizes ranging from single to family.
“With computer spam, people can consume as much as they want without getting full or gaining weight,” White House spokesperson Guy Smilie said, touting the various benefits of the web-based product.
Smilie also expressed his hope for computer spam to conquer the obesity problem in the states while fueling the ailing economy without being undermined by climate change like so many other of our precious crops.
“This is a nutritious alternative to the processed canned meat, and there is an over-abundance so our supply might never run out,” FireEye executive Wayne Packson said.
The non-fat, non-carb spam that infects millions of computers each year will soon be offered for sale as food products from Internet security firms such as FireEye and Symantec. Flavors will include chicken, pork and seafood in sizes ranging from single to family.
“With computer spam, people can consume as much as they want without getting full or gaining weight,” White House spokesperson Guy Smilie said, touting the various benefits of the web-based product.
Smilie also expressed his hope for computer spam to conquer the obesity problem in the states while fueling the ailing economy without being undermined by climate change like so many other of our precious crops.
“This is a nutritious alternative to the processed canned meat, and there is an over-abundance so our supply might never run out,” FireEye executive Wayne Packson said.
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