Sunday, March 29, 2009

Woman Predicts the Return of Flapper Dresses Seconds Before Death


Little Rock, AK – Just seconds before passing away late last night in General Hospital, renowned psychic Ivanaka Spiglioni (79) gave her final prediction to the world: the return of flapper dressers.

Spiglioni was surrounded by family and friends in the hospital room when she made the prediction despite her frail state.

“At first I thought she was telling her cousin Herbert to get off the cord to her life support, but it didn’t really sound like that,” Spiglioni’s brother Rick said. “My sister said she was making a prediction so we all leaned in real close to hear her good.”

Spiglioni led a humble life in Arkansas, telling fortunes from an outhouse that had been used by her family for many generations. She was known throughout the town for her ability to warn people of food poisoning at IHOP, rainstorms, and premenstrual women.

“We will have a funeral service for her by the barn,” her sister Charlotte said. “She will be missed by her family, although it will be easier to use the bathroom.”

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