Monday, April 27, 2009

Obama Extends Unemployment Benefits to Robots

Washington - In a recent rally at a Washington area Walmart, President Barack Obama reassured America’s robotics community of not being shut off from unemployment benefits.

The American robotics population has seen massive cuts in all sectors due to manufacturer’s shutting down and employers unable to cover steep electricity bills.

"We will not leave the robot community behind,” Obama said to the self-checkout lines, and various electronic gadgets at the front of the store that have been contending with human beings for jobs since before the recession began. “And we will spread the wealth of jobs equally among humans and machines.”

Obama hopes to spur the growth of machines by investing part of the $210 billion to create jobs to robots that can power windmills, build cars, calculate budgets, cook food and fight wars.

When asked about its reassurance that the new president will take care of it, one robot said, "Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order"

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