Oklahoma-Children at Shady Acres Orphanage in Afton received a surprise Christmas morning when enormous boxes of Weapons of Mass Destruction were accidentally shipped to their humble home.The children ripped open the boxes and began playing with the toys like any other. It wasn't until an atomic bomb inside a suitcase was accidentally triggered that directors of the orphanage began to question the generous gift.
“The kids were just so happy that they weren’t forgotten on Christmas,” Shady Acres director Maggie Mason said. “One kid peeled the toxic symbol off of one of the vials and used it as a mask.”
Although no children were harmed, the bomb that was set created a 5-mile crater in the back of the home and Special Forces arrived to evacuate the town. White House investigators announced that an intern working in the Homeland Security office who misspelled Afghanistan on the mailing label created the mistake.
“Those mailing labels are so small and I was just trying to abbreviate to fit it all in," intern Blake Reynolds said.
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