At last weekend’s Conspiracy Theorist Conference in Washington, D.C., CT Chairman Jack Pimpkie enlightened attendees to the latest in government conspiracies.
Natural Disasters: How Natural Are They? detailed how every natural disaster was artificially produced by governments, who in the end gain profits from human suffering and despair.
“You get third degree burns from lava and you go to the pharmacist for a balm—now that’s suspicious,” Pimpkie said answering claims about the pharmaceutical industry and their sway on volcanoes.
And on Saturday evening, TV 12 meteorologist Dan Frandle joined Pimpkie to give experiments on how natural disasters are synthetically created, and to discredit Mother Nature’s wrath.
“Isn’t it funny that American presidential elections occur at the tail-end of Hurricane Season?” Frandle said, twirling a spoon in a glass of water to create a tsunami that he later poured over a Polly Pocket™ community.
Attendees walked out of the conference Sunday afternoon, suspiciously clutching their umbrellas and searching the skies for an answer to their newly formed fears. All were speechless, thus unavailable to comment.
Natural Disasters: How Natural Are They? detailed how every natural disaster was artificially produced by governments, who in the end gain profits from human suffering and despair.
“You get third degree burns from lava and you go to the pharmacist for a balm—now that’s suspicious,” Pimpkie said answering claims about the pharmaceutical industry and their sway on volcanoes.
And on Saturday evening, TV 12 meteorologist Dan Frandle joined Pimpkie to give experiments on how natural disasters are synthetically created, and to discredit Mother Nature’s wrath.
“Isn’t it funny that American presidential elections occur at the tail-end of Hurricane Season?” Frandle said, twirling a spoon in a glass of water to create a tsunami that he later poured over a Polly Pocket™ community.
Attendees walked out of the conference Sunday afternoon, suspiciously clutching their umbrellas and searching the skies for an answer to their newly formed fears. All were speechless, thus unavailable to comment.
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