The internationally-renowned terrorist group, al-Qaeda is making headlines again, but this time for all the right reasons.
Al-Qaeda cells operating out of Afghanistan have begun experimenting with more environmentally-friendly means for wreaking havoc across the globe. The group is focusing its energy on creating solar-powered suicide bombs and hand-grenades made from recycled materials.
“In order to achieve our goals for autonomous Muslim countries, we must destroy our enemies without destroying our planet,” al-Qaeda member Mamdouh Yousef said.
Some say the group is even going above and beyond the call of duty, however. The organization recently enforced a new policy requiring all [living] members to collect aluminum cans, paper, and plastic from the after-math of bombed sites, and deposit these items at the nearest recycling site.
Al-Qaeda's diligence is being lauded by world leaders. President Bush plans on holding an awards ceremony to commemorate the terrorist organization’s green efforts, while looking at ways his own country can promote ecological weapons of mass destruction.
A White House spokesperson concluded: “Let al-Qaeda be an example to every nation with a penchant for war.”
Al-Qaeda cells operating out of Afghanistan have begun experimenting with more environmentally-friendly means for wreaking havoc across the globe. The group is focusing its energy on creating solar-powered suicide bombs and hand-grenades made from recycled materials.
“In order to achieve our goals for autonomous Muslim countries, we must destroy our enemies without destroying our planet,” al-Qaeda member Mamdouh Yousef said.
Some say the group is even going above and beyond the call of duty, however. The organization recently enforced a new policy requiring all [living] members to collect aluminum cans, paper, and plastic from the after-math of bombed sites, and deposit these items at the nearest recycling site.
Al-Qaeda's diligence is being lauded by world leaders. President Bush plans on holding an awards ceremony to commemorate the terrorist organization’s green efforts, while looking at ways his own country can promote ecological weapons of mass destruction.
A White House spokesperson concluded: “Let al-Qaeda be an example to every nation with a penchant for war.”
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