Monday, September 29, 2008

Threatening Post-it Notes Placed Around Office


New York-Employees of Ran Spam Publishing Company arrived to work this morning to find threatening post-it notes on desks, cubicle walls and computer monitors.

The post-it notes contained menacing phrases like Watch Out, Don’t Forget and, simply, Cheeseburger.

“I am the victim of a hate crime,” editor/vegetarian Lynn Garner said referring to the meat-oriented post-it note affixed to her computer monitor.

Security cameras show no sign of a break-in and top officials with the company have suggested that this is an inside job.

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