Monday, October 6, 2008

Homeland Security Finds Weapons of No Destruction in Bangladesh


The United States department of Homeland security released a report confirming weapons of no destruction in Bangladesh last week, quelling national fears of a terrorist attack of catastrophic proportions.

The highest Washington sources believed the weapons to be in a dilapidated building located in the capital city of Dhaka, and set a team to locate and destroy.

“We were fully armed with guns and tasers to keep the peace while we searched through crates of yo-yos and finger puppets,” Homeland Security official Ned Puckers said.

Puckers and his team confirmed the weapons of no destruction, and have sent their findings to President Bush for further action.

“Destruction or no destruction, George Bush will keep America safe,” D.C. resident Beth Winters said.

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