Monday, May 5, 2008

MIT Study Proves Wonder Woman Never Had Invisible Plane


After months of episode analysis and matter testing, a research study out of MIT evidenced that Wonder Woman never had an invisible plane, as claimed in the 1970’s American television series, Wonder Woman.

The government-funded study headed by MIT professor Caitlin Silkes, scrutinized every Wonder Woman episode to find answers to the invisible plane. In the end, researchers were baffled to learn that no such plane ever existed and a low-budget production company had fooled audience members.

“I was in shock,” commented Silkes. “If we can’t trust TV shows and actors than who?”

The news has left lifetime viewers across the country devastated and suspicious of other TV favorites.

“Television was a teacher, a friend and a lover to me,” Researcher Jeff Dungalill commented. “Now, I feel like there isn’t even hope for the future.”

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