New York-NYU law student Peter Dunker was hospitalized yesterday, with broken ribs and bruises to the right side of his face, after provoking 11-year old Kile Terets during a grade school assembly on pacifism.
The degree-seeking volunteer was at the school to promote the benefits of nonviolent revenge via multi-million dollar lawsuits, and was in the middle of giving an example of verbal harassment, when his provocations led to what witnesses described as a late night bar brawl.
“When Peter called Kile a nut-sucking, low-life bitch, the kid went berserk!” said onlooker and school janitor Lauren Fine, whose minimum wage earnings could have been boosted by some legal tips. “These kids still have to learn about the value of a dollar.”
The efforts of such an assembly comes on the heels of growing tension among grade school students in metropolitan neighborhoods, where parents believe they could cash in on their children’s naiveté.
“I’ll see that kid in court,” Dunker proclaimed from his hospital bed.
The assembly was rescheduled for an upcoming week, and will feature a theater student from NYU who will show the kids how to let their aggression out through song and dance.
The degree-seeking volunteer was at the school to promote the benefits of nonviolent revenge via multi-million dollar lawsuits, and was in the middle of giving an example of verbal harassment, when his provocations led to what witnesses described as a late night bar brawl.
“When Peter called Kile a nut-sucking, low-life bitch, the kid went berserk!” said onlooker and school janitor Lauren Fine, whose minimum wage earnings could have been boosted by some legal tips. “These kids still have to learn about the value of a dollar.”
The efforts of such an assembly comes on the heels of growing tension among grade school students in metropolitan neighborhoods, where parents believe they could cash in on their children’s naiveté.
“I’ll see that kid in court,” Dunker proclaimed from his hospital bed.
The assembly was rescheduled for an upcoming week, and will feature a theater student from NYU who will show the kids how to let their aggression out through song and dance.
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