New York-Local loser, Gary Sherman reveled in adoration after seizing a terrorist planting bombs around Central Park. The applause and cheers ebbed and flowed and young women crowed around the dork to get their picture taken.
Three minutes into Sherman's triumph, however, a nearby hippie began strumming his guitar, overshadowing the loser’s moments of glory.
“Well, there was this terrorist, then something happened and Gavin the hippie started singing a melancholy song with his guitar,” said local bombshell Kelly Dinkers. “Hippies are so deep and attractive.”
Sherman marched around the park looking for other terrorists to capture, and eventually returned to the comfort of his mother’s home to watch re-runs of his favorite Star Trek episodes.
When asked about his thoughts on the loser’s heroic efforts, Gavin the hippy had only this to say: “Peace, man.”
Three minutes into Sherman's triumph, however, a nearby hippie began strumming his guitar, overshadowing the loser’s moments of glory.
“Well, there was this terrorist, then something happened and Gavin the hippie started singing a melancholy song with his guitar,” said local bombshell Kelly Dinkers. “Hippies are so deep and attractive.”
Sherman marched around the park looking for other terrorists to capture, and eventually returned to the comfort of his mother’s home to watch re-runs of his favorite Star Trek episodes.
When asked about his thoughts on the loser’s heroic efforts, Gavin the hippy had only this to say: “Peace, man.”
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