National-With the recent controversies against the use of waterboarding, America’s torture industry profits are on the decline, prompting the newest spring break getaway in Waterboarding Parking, where college students can go to get a high on near-death experiences.
CIA members who recently resigned from their post have banded together to form the lucrative vacation spot, on a tiny independent island located just off the coast of California.
“We wanted to find the most secluded place we could,” Waterboarding Park Manager William Ranke said. “And most people wouldn’t understand if we did this out in the open for all to see.”
Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of restraining a person on his or her stomach, with the head downward, and pouring water into the breathing passages, to force suffocation and inhalation of water. Through this, the subject experiences the process of drowning in a controlled environment and is made to believe that death is imminent.
“Dude, if they’re not going to legalize pot, then we need something cool to do on vacation,” says Duke University student, Kirk Fine.
Although waterboarding can be performed in ways that leave no lasting physical damage, it carries the risks of extreme pain, damage to the lungs, brain, and bones due to struggling against restraints. And the psychological effects can last for years after the procedure.
When questioned about possible damaging effects from a waterboarding vacation, Ranke remarked: “It'll be a vacation people will never forget.”
CIA members who recently resigned from their post have banded together to form the lucrative vacation spot, on a tiny independent island located just off the coast of California.
“We wanted to find the most secluded place we could,” Waterboarding Park Manager William Ranke said. “And most people wouldn’t understand if we did this out in the open for all to see.”
Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of restraining a person on his or her stomach, with the head downward, and pouring water into the breathing passages, to force suffocation and inhalation of water. Through this, the subject experiences the process of drowning in a controlled environment and is made to believe that death is imminent.
“Dude, if they’re not going to legalize pot, then we need something cool to do on vacation,” says Duke University student, Kirk Fine.
Although waterboarding can be performed in ways that leave no lasting physical damage, it carries the risks of extreme pain, damage to the lungs, brain, and bones due to struggling against restraints. And the psychological effects can last for years after the procedure.
When questioned about possible damaging effects from a waterboarding vacation, Ranke remarked: “It'll be a vacation people will never forget.”
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