San Francisco – Last week, McDonald’s unveiled the new BLTG sandwich amid rounds of cheers from the LGBT community who says their needs have been neglected for far too long.
The ubiquitous fast food chain, which provides fast food favorites to people of all races, colors and creeds, says they want to be a front-runner in acceptance of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community and will work towards providing food exclusively tailored to the tastes of this population.
“I want all social outcasts and inferior races to know that they can find solace in one of our delicious burger and fries combinations,” McDonald’s representative Faye Benchmarc said.
“And for 50 cents more they can add a slice of cheese to just melt their troubles away.”
The BLTG sandwich combines an all-beef patty on a sesame bun with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and a special gay sauce. This queer sandwich is expected to be available at 1500 other stores across the nation within the month.
“It’s really the special sauce that I love so much,” said gay man Art Consolo. “It’s so creamy and familiar.”
The ubiquitous fast food chain, which provides fast food favorites to people of all races, colors and creeds, says they want to be a front-runner in acceptance of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community and will work towards providing food exclusively tailored to the tastes of this population.
“I want all social outcasts and inferior races to know that they can find solace in one of our delicious burger and fries combinations,” McDonald’s representative Faye Benchmarc said.
“And for 50 cents more they can add a slice of cheese to just melt their troubles away.”
The BLTG sandwich combines an all-beef patty on a sesame bun with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and a special gay sauce. This queer sandwich is expected to be available at 1500 other stores across the nation within the month.
“It’s really the special sauce that I love so much,” said gay man Art Consolo. “It’s so creamy and familiar.”
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